Pharmacology

Blatantly stolen from another forum:

Subject: Pharmacology


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For Example, Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also Called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
Advil is called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, its recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to The names of "****tails",
"highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do".

lmao - i needed that

Do you think they will sell it in a 12 pack?
:D :D :D :D
Bill