Yeah, I was dragged kicking and screaming over to NZ, it was a struggle at first...
I now watch rugby instead of Footy :(
Watercraft have sails not 350 chevys :(
Australia is the west island of New Zealand.
According to Sanitarium, Kiwi kids are weetbix kids.
Most rugby players are bigger and scarier than they appear on tv.
We live next to a volcano.
But it got better...
There are more Kiwis living in Australia then in New Zealand
I now know all the ugly, famous Australians are actually Kiwis.
Grass doesn't go brown in summer.
When the lakes are getting low we have power restrictions not water restrictions.
Cats are optional. (exhaust cats not real cats)
Possums are vermin.
Murphy is the new Brock.
There are no venomous snakes or spiders.
And I even learnt to speak kiwi:
http://www.stuffucanuse.com/topics/speak_kiwi.htm
Regards
Paul