A Simple Question For You Australian Guys...

[VetPet]

Now I'm not sure if I'll be able to understand my daughter when she comes back from Australia. Now where did I put that translator?

[TAQuickness]

And I also found out the hard way, in the US that:

when I asked for chips I got crisps, when I wanted fries.
when I asked for a serviette the waitress was sent over, when I actually wanted a napkin.
when I said I left my thongs in my hotel room, I did not mean a collection of g-strings, I meant jandals (or flip-flops)

I'm learning...
Paul

Tell us yankee's what a bonnet it is


At least you didn't try to suck a fag while you were here (our brothers in the UK really talk funny).

[joecar]

Tell us yankee's what a bonnet it is

And what a boot is.

[johnsZ06]

We'll get back to you in a fortnight!

Any of you blokes know this...

Two eyes, two legs, two steely bends
Beneath the Southern Cross I stand
With a can of Southark in my hand
Symbol of my native land
Up the ol red rooster
Suck more piss


I think I got that right?

[bink]

Ya know, someone has to post a picture so I know what the heck you are talking about.


Paul

Couple pics of Fig Newtons:

1st Pic is from a 1960s advert (No I don't work for Nabisco!)







They are great with ice cold milk.


Cheers,
joel

[TAQuickness]

Couple pics of Fig Newtons:

1st Pic is from the 1960s advert (No I don't work for Nabisco!)


They are great with ice cold milk.


Cheers,
joel

do you think they are still good?

[kbracing96]

do you think they are still good?

I think there are...Arn't they like twinkies with a shelf life of like 400 years...

[bink]

I think there are...Arn't they like twinkies with a shelf life of like 400 years...

Twinkies are a delicacy!! Delicacies won't last 400 years.

[caver]

Always remember that in the USA you cant ask for a spanner you must ask for a wrench and the letter Z is pronounced Zee and not Zed.

Ohh Also remember that "I let one rip" means "I cut one" to a yank.

[emarkay]

Just to chime in:

Correct!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton
are not the same as:
http://www.nabiscoworld.com/Brands/b...d=75&PageNo=1/

But, the question of the day is:
How many Newtons can a Fig Newton take until a Fig Newton is not a Newton anymore?