Apparently you've never tried to flash an LB7 Duramax ECM. They will literally brick themselves because you looked at them wrong. Myself, along with everyone else that tunes them, keep a rebuilt ECM or 5 on hand for when it happens. And it's not EFILive's fault at all. Just a bad design from GM. But GM also never designed this controllers to flashed by the end user with non-GM hardware. And the GM hardware leaves a lot to be desired. I would even put money on your Trailblazer not taking a flash from a GM MDI or Tech 2.
So either pull some fuses like you've been told, buy a bench harness, or go buy hptuners and have the same problem.