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    Blatantly stolen from another forum:

    Subject: Pharmacology


    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
    name. For Example, Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
    Aleve is also Called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
    Advil is called Ibuprofen.


    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, its recently announced
    that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
    considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
    course Ibepokin.


    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
    literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
    a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to The names of "****tails",
    "highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
    market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do".
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    lmao - i needed that


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    Do you think they will sell it in a 12 pack?

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